You can’t be a slut in Islam.

That’s right. Premarital sex is a sin, and those who partake in this sort of behaviour are heathens headed for the fiery depths of Islamic hell.

And yet, here I am at 18 – a call-girl raised Islamically. Bend me over that Qur’an, Allah.

I suppose I shouldn’t incite religious controversy at this point – you’ve heard about the thing in London, right?

But here I am. I’m an Islamic princess and I’m ready to piss you off. One sin at a time.


I take emails at: incitecontroversy@outlook.com